You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere (song)

Clouds so high
Clothes won’t dry
Dog won’t bark
Noah’s ark
Get your head back into bed
You ain’t goin’ nowhere

Whoo-ee! Tickle me twice
Tomorrow I’ll be in paradise
Oh, ho, won’t it be nice
Walking my baby back home

I don’t care how many slogans they pitch
Life is short and death’s a bitch
Drive your car into a ditch
You ain’t goin’ nowhere

Whoo-ee! Tickle me twice…

Buy me a gun
And a nose that runs
A wheel that rolls
And an exit poll
Hang on that toilet bowl
You ain’t goin’ nowhere

Whoo-ee! Tickle me twice…

Jesus Christ could not convince
His followers to wash and rinse
But we’ll step lightly round our sins
And bless each other nightly

Whoo-ee! Tickle me twice
Tomorrow I’ll be in paradise
Oh, oh, won’t it be nice
Walking my baby back home

(2012)